How to kick off the New Year.

In order to kick off the New Year in true Melody fashion, I’ve compiled a to-do list for myself today. My day will consist of the following:

  • Wake up late. 

Check! I did that around 9:30 this morning, and that is only because I was having some crazy dreams that forced me to wake up. I easily could have slept another hour. Oooh, how I love to sleep.

  • Go to the gym. 

I’m headed there next. That’s because my New Year’s resolution is to get Sabina Sciubba legs. I think a little Jique at the gym might help me pretend, since I’d actually have to grow about 10 inches to successfully obtain Sabina-like legs. But I can always wish.

  • Clean my house.

This will be achieved, I have decided, by blasting Michael Jackson (thanks, Chris Heil, for providing me with History Vol. 1), and whatever else might want to rotate onto my iPod.

  • Go grocery shopping.

Because nothing says, “It’s time to go shopping!” like eating handfuls of chocolate chips and stale bread for dinner.

  • Ring in the New Year at Lucy’s house.

I just have to add, I really wish it were a costume party, because for some reason, I’m craving an ’80s dance party, complete with a side pony tail and leg warmers. Plus I’m always looking for a reason to wear my Wonder Woman costume. Mostly because I wish I was Wonder Woman. Sigh.

Other New Year’s Resolutions:

  • Avoid Wal-mart like the plague. After I saw a woman in line eating chicken wings, I’ve decided it’s just not worth going there. 
  • Get my braces removed. That one is happening, guys! Woo hoo!

That’s it for now. Wish me luck, I’ve got some huge resolutions to take care of this year! And best of luck to you, too. Have a safe and happy new year!

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